When i ask if a dish contains paprika

and you say no, you had better be damn sure...
because if you dont i spend a couple of days with a bellyache
and i get supremely grumpy
so, you should hope with all your might
that i dont have access to a sharp axe!!!

bloody work restaurant manager doesnt know his paprika from a hole in the ground.

THIS is a paprika dammit, and i cannot have them in my food!!!